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Part of me hoped that Q was being straight up with me, that we had bonded and he wasn't lying. This was a real Rolex. I mean, it had to be stolen, but I was OK with that, because $15 for a stolen Rolex is a great deal. Rolexes cost thousands of dollars. But in the sober light of the air jordans for sale next day, it became remarkably clear that this was no kind of Rolex, because I paid $15. It said Rolex and everything, but come on. The watch I bought wasn't even fit for storing in a vagina. Oh, was that a segue? It was!

Ryan Elkins, a 23yearold lady of somewhat illrepute, was arrested in South Florida as part of a little scam that saw her and several others absconding with men's valuables, including wallets and watches, jordans for sale which they got hold of at bars and nightclubs.

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How much heroin can you safely store in your vagina? Ladies, take a moment, consult with a friend. Guys, treat this like one of those big jars of jelly beans and just hazard a guess based on your knowledge of the subject at hand. You know how many wieners a vagina can hold (more or air jordan 11 less), so how much heroin is that?

Now who guessed 71? Anyone? air jordan shoes for sale Because 71 is the answer. Seventyone balls of heroin in one single vagina. I took a moment to appreciate this scenario a man on his bed, bathed in moonlight, with a bag of jelly beans, slowly easing them one by one into his sleeping girlfriend's vagina and thought "that's fucking insane." Anyway, just thought I'd let you know.

The woman smuggling the small fortune in horse was caught on a train in Poland. Guess how. Yeah, when you have 71 small spheres of potent narcotic shoved into your hobby lobby, you start walking around like James Brown trying to find his funk. The Godfather. Reservoir Dogs. Film criminals are romantic and exciting and wonderful. We cheer for them to evade justice, to be free and unfettered in a http://www.airjordanon.com/ world of rules. We find a release in their ability to flout convention and law. They do what we dare not do, and we love them for it. This is the story about a woman with a gun in her vagina.

Christie Harris was arrested after a drugsniffing dog signaled to her car. A search found meth air jordan 6 and a loaded gun. Christie may have been ready to go Thelma and Louise, only without Louise and with meth instead. We may never know. Doesn't matter. What does matter is, once taken to prison, Harris requested to not be searched, as she was getting her monthly visitor. Ha ha, not her parole officer, her period. It is worth noting that prisoners cannot request to not be searched, because that's silly as shit.

An officer yanked down Harris' drawers (which I like to think were homemade from old J cloths http://www.celinehandbagsa.com/ and catgut) and noticed something queer afoot. Something illplaced and somewhat perplexing. The handle of a fiveshot revolver, dangling from her cavern of femininity. Christie got a gun.

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